The first rule: Always kill them the moment u see them.
Do not procrastinate. Do not assume they would fly away and u would not be harassed by them later that night. That is the single biggest mistake you can make. 你现在不弄死它，以后就会被他弄死. Great words from the gay monk.
I spotted this creature in the daylight just before leaving the room. I tried to kill it but i didn't manage to and i just went out thinking it would be gone by night anw. Bad move man. It came back with frens that night and thus began the worse night's sleep I got on this holiday. However, I am proud to say that with the loss of sleep, I was awarded with 3 frags, all stylish ways of killing the my lifelong enemies, the Mozzies. You are very lucky to have stumbled across this wonderful piece of infomation. Comparable in prowess to the well known yu ni xin jing and xiang long shi ba jiang, a master of this skill would never be the victims to these blood suckers anymore.
Move #1 - 石猴打蚊子
Prerequisite: Fast hands, sharp eyes, ability to stay as still as possible in the face of danger.
As the name suggest, the stone monkey hits mosquito. Staying as still as possible using your body as bait, lure the sucker to you and just after he bites in, you swat him. Or her. All blood suckers are female FYI. The males feed of plants. Bitches.
Tip: Flexing the muscle area just after she bites would immobilize her like how flexing your muscle prevents the nurse from in the doctor from poking that nasty needle into you. After the bitch is stuck, go for the kill.
Move #2 - 睡龙不再睡
Prerequisite: Sharp ears, ability to wake from deep sleep into battle mode instantly.
Mosquitoes like to fly around your ears when all other parts of your body are covered. Perhaps its because your ears give off the most heat but its a good thing that you know they're around. When they bite down on your ear, smash your ear and hopefully trap them in. (Its a little disgusting but I've managed to do this unknowingly one night.) The desired result: To trap the little bugger in your ear and crush him inside your ear. No I don't think they'll go down your ear canal. I doubt anything wants to be down there. Give a sadistic smile as you hear her die in your ear. That's what they deserve for taking your blood.
Move #3 - 乱打乱Swipe
No prerequisite required. All you need is your hatred for mosquitoes.
Trust your instinct as the superior being. You should be able to feel them even in the dark. Hone you skills. The easiest targets are those that fly around your head because you can use your sharp hearing to pinpoint their location. If not, train your hearing. Of the 3 kills last night, 2 died under this move. One having drank too much of my blood was slow and it did not take much to smash it against my forehead when he landed. What a bloody mess it was. But it was my blood so it doesn't matter. And with my forensics skills, I concluded that the second was simply crushed when I rolled over it. My pillow was stained with her corpse. I probably injured or killed it before it got on my pillow although I don't remember. Whoever heard of mosquitoes getting squished.
Train hard and may the force be with you.
Remember: 要快，要狠，要准!
