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Love Guru
Hilarious show.

Love Guru: Where are your parents?
Mike Myers: They're dead.
Guru: Oh. Sry to hear that. What were they doing b4 they died?
Mike: They were missionaries. Before that, they were dog stylist.
Guru: So let me get it straight.. They were into doggy style b4 the missionary position.